The South Carolina Planetary Defense Corps

Where I come from we know what to do when a UFO lands in your yard: you shoot the fucking thing. The same article refers to Bill Herrmann, who was abducted from a field near Dorchester Road in Charleston, which is a fine place to be abducted from. Hermann also took some highly-regarded UFO pix.

Also, one of my favorite restaurants is haunted. Try the shrimp and hominy.